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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, he, him, also

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with me today is Carla Maxted.

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She, her, that is me today playing Nerexious Akra, better known as Glim, just a little

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baby version.

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And Amy More.

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Yep, that's me, she, her, and I will be playing Sullivan Sleight, the baby, and he, him.

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And Tom Laird, vamp for a little bit, I forgot my notes on the page in the other

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room.

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Absolutely, Russ.

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Just keep it going.

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He, him, that's me.

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I am playing Moot, who is the big boy of the group, and also goes by he, him.

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What else can we talk about, guys?

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Sullivan Sleight is offended that you just said that, because Sully feels like he's

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the big boy.

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Glim is also very tall.

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I mean, not as tall as he once was.

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I think Glim's taller.

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Let's-

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Oh, I assume, yeah.

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So, maybe-

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This sounds like quality vamping.

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Great.

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Yeah, yeah, we're back.

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Yeah, we did it.

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Character fighting.

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We did it, guys.

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Joining us from across the pond, from many other shows, Madam Magenta and Mockery

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Manor and their new Magenta Presents, it's Madam Magenta.

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Hello!

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Do I say something here?

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Yeah, I think probably that's a good idea, shall we?

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She-her?

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I'm playing Guerrira?

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Is that how you say it?

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That sounds like a dog saying guerrilla.

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Is that the name of my character?

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Yeah, however you pronounce it, Guerrira is now how we pronounce it.

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Guerrira.

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Okay, that's me.

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And I am also here.

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Hello, I'm Bernard.

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Oh, yes, sorry.

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I didn't mean to forget you, Bernard.

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Yes, you're here too.

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I mean, you know, that's fine.

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I'm aware that I live very much in the shadow of my wonderful wife here.

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That's right.

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I am playing Yever, who I notice is an extremely large chap.

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Oh, I assume he's a he-him like me.

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Oh, I'm small.

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Should I say that?

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You could do, yes.

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Apparently.

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So I'm playing Yever, the Goliath barbarian.

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It's exceedingly masculine.

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I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with this.

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This isn't the first time you're bigger than me, Bernard.

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Well, that's true.

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It's exciting, isn't it?

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Normally, I'm the strong one and you're the...

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I mean, I'm the sort of bardic musician type, sensitive musician type.

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But this time, it's the other way around.

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Very exciting.

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Very clever.

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It's amazing, this roleplay business, isn't it?

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Yes.

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I mean, we're very accustomed to it, to be honest, but mainly in very specific

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scenarios.

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We do have a dungeon, though, don't we?

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We do, yes, we do.

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And that's the show, all right, everybody?

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Yes, no, and that's exactly what we wanted.

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You know, roleplay?

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You're doing something different.

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And like you say, in Madame Magenta, you like to step outside the bounds.

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So that's what we wanted to do for you here today.

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I think it's very important to push yourself out of comfort zones, which is how come

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we're playing D&D today.

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Although we are wearing blankets.

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That's true.

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So we're also very comfortable.

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We're so cosy.

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I can't tell you how cosy we are.

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Oh, well, I wish we could see how cosy you were.

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But that's not what audio podcasts are for.

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Where we explain audio podcasts to you in a very mansplaining kind of way is over on

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Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cat.

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It's coming over now.

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No, we don't.

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We don't do that.

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But we do have a lot of fun.

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Tom only does that in real life.

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Yes, only then.

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And only after he's been inebriated for a little bit beforehand and not realizing

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yet.

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Once Tom tried to mansplain, what was it, a sleeping bag to me?

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Yes.

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No, that was my partner.

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Oh, it was.

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And he still will just burst out laughing whenever he does that.

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Tom mansplained PlayStation to you.

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Oh, for my house.

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Radio games.

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Do I look dumber than I feel?

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Oh, all right.

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Just checking.

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No?

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Of course not.

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No is the answer.

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So anyways, Patreon.com, where when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated

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to you like today's patron, Luna.

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Thanks, Luna.

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Luna.

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Luna.

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Thank you, Luna.

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You're awesome.

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Thank you.

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Off the moon.

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Thank you so much for being here with us.

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Clearly, we're professionals just as much as your beautiful profile pictures suggest

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that you are.

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Oh, this is an extremely slick operation.

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Oh, yes.

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And we're drinking anyway, so we're barely going to notice.

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Yes, we're on the mead today.

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It felt appropriate.

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Ah, we're so jealous.

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Love it.

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That's it.

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That's all I got.

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Now, fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Hooray.

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You don't even have a pen.

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I don't have a pen.

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I am absolutely...

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Do you have notes?

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Usually when Russ says notes, it's just a blank piece of paper.

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So let's see what happens.

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Yeah, I did run to the other room to get a blank piece of paper.

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It's all fine.

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We hear the sounds of the rushing waterfall and birds chirping.

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It's a beautiful day.

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It's not the middle of winter like it is right now for some of us who are recording

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this.

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Ah, Mooklim and Sully have been recruited of sorts by two wandering adventurers who

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who have seen many, many things among the Forgotten Realms, and they are Guerrira and,

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of course, we just said your name, but in Yeeva, Guerrira and Yeeva.

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The five of you are on your way to the caves below the Quiet Keep.

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Now these caves once housed what was known as the Voiceless Order, and they had down

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there an extensive wine collection in their root cellar and an ossuary and a treasury

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that's long since been locked away.

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And Yeeva and Guerrira caught wind of this and were looking for some various adventurers

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to come help them along on their journey and perhaps take care of any dangers that

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might live beyond the keep itself.

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During what was known as the Age of Storms, the voiceless monks that hid themselves in

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these caves from night raiders and unending rains, they locked themselves away and never

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emerged from the caves.

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We join them as they are rounding a bend and up ahead there is a very large cave

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structure that, as far as your map is concerned, is exactly where you need to be.

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So do we think there's going to be like a hundred monk skeletons in there because

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they just like never came out because it's kind of gross?

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Are these normal monks?

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I mean, what is normal when it comes to monks?

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That's the question.

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It's a great question.

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Well, I used to be a monkologist actually, so like we're expecting some brown cloaks,

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probably some jewelry of some kind, they wear just godly shit, a likely...

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It's my understanding the monks didn't... unless they're hiding it underneath their

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robes, is that what we're saying?

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Oh yeah, little known fact.

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Bejeweled body.

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Underneath, like there's all sorts of stuff going on, you'd be surprised.

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Bedazzled areas and things.

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Oh for sure.

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Nipples, bushes, the whole... because they don't wear anything under that cloak, right?

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It's just all... but you got to adore...

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Just gems.

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Jewels, yeah.

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I also have nothing under the cloak.

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Is that you, Eva?

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Wow, thank you.

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Yes, that's me, Eva.

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That was very masculine.

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I know much more about you than I thought I would in this short time that we've

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been together.

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I think it's important to lay things on the line.

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I think you're supposed to be stupider than that.

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I had a look at your character profile.

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I think it's important to lay things on the line.

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That's the stupid version of that voice.

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That's just the London accent version.

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I think you're being quite offensive.

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It's a bit offensive, isn't it?

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Ah, me tell you everything.

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Right, anyway, let's move on before Bernard upsets too many people.

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Oh god, we're going to offend everyone.

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I can feel it.

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Oh gosh.

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Especially people who like monks.

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And they're pretty vicious.

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Continue walking forward into this cave that is a very warm day and it starts to cool off

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as you enter and it narrows towards the end of this long corridor tunnel, if you

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will, and there is a door that's in your path now and on this door as you get further

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in and your eyes begin to adjust to the darkness, there are many door handles on

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this door.

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It's just unnecessary.

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It's kind of like knobs, latch, like-

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It's a bit superfluous, I think.

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You look at them and each knob in and of itself is a sculpture of what appears to

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be an animal or a monster.

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There is a red dragon.

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There is a chimera, a goblin, an aboleth, and an orc face, and amongst all of these

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is a rusty, old, just regular door handle.

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Or is it like a click and pull, like what do we got going on here?

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They are turnable knobs.

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Because these kinds and these kinds is great for audio.

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I made lots of hand gestures.

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While we're talking about what's happening for audio, Russ was describing grabbing two

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doorknobs and he just was doing weird boob stuff for that whole time he was explaining

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the doorknobs.

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Welcome to the podcast.

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Just so everyone knows.

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Glim's going to get up real close to that dragon one and just look into his

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eyes and see what's going on.

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Hold on.

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Let's not do anything drastic.

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Glim doesn't listen to you.

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She gets up into the doorknob.

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I'm not going to touch it or anything, but like what if it like speaks to my dragon

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soul or something?

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You have a dragon soul?

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What's that do then?

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Let's take a moment and describe the characters that you see around you.

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What?

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Are we paying you to come with us to these caves?

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I would assume so.

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Did we decide a fee?

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I'm sure we agreed upon that earlier.

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We're just doing it for shits and giggles, aren't we?

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Any monk bedazzled penis bones we can find.

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Exactly.

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Is that the agreement?

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I think so.

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So I am a dragonborn, so I look like a bipedal dragon.

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And I'm very tall and strong.

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And just wait, I'm about to start proselytizing probably anytime because I have a strong

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religious faith.

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00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,240
So I'll just warn you in advance about that.

262
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,240
So are you huge?

263
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,240
Are you absolutely huge?

264
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:08,240
Well, not as huge as Bernard, who is bigger because he's so...

265
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,240
Look at these caves.

266
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,240
I am very big.

267
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,240
There will be some stooping involved, I think, as we go through the caves.

268
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:20,240
Does one of the doorknobs look like a gorilla?

269
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:24,240
Because that is your name and that would be funny if it does look like a gorilla.

270
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,240
Only funny to you, Bernard.

271
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,240
Sorry, Yeeva, whatever your name is.

272
00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:31,279
So Moot is a half-orc.

273
00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:37,279
So he's humanoid, but he's got exaggerated features and kind of sharp fanged teeth and

274
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,279
greenish, kind of bluish skin.

275
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:45,279
And yeah, he's just a normal looking dude, but he just happens to be a half-orc.

276
00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:46,279
Okay.

277
00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:52,279
Sully is a halfling, so he's only like three foot five.

278
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,279
So it's a wee.

279
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,279
Tiny.

280
00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:56,279
Yeah, a wee boy.

281
00:11:56,319 --> 00:11:57,319
A wee boy.

282
00:11:57,319 --> 00:11:58,319
Hello.

283
00:11:58,319 --> 00:12:02,319
Dark, dark skin, brown hair, loves the earth tones.

284
00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:06,319
And while we're describing characters, we might as well describe Gareera and Eva as

285
00:12:06,319 --> 00:12:10,319
well, so we all know what the full family picture looks like.

286
00:12:10,319 --> 00:12:11,319
What the hell am I?

287
00:12:11,319 --> 00:12:12,319
I don't know.

288
00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:13,319
Oh, I'm a bard.

289
00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:16,319
I'm a bard and a kender, which I thought was a Kardashian.

290
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,319
What is a kender?

291
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:20,319
A kender is akin to a halfling, a very small...

292
00:12:20,319 --> 00:12:22,319
Oh, you're pretty small as well, then.

293
00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:23,319
Right.

294
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:27,360
Okay, so halfling, they're half a ling?

295
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,360
What's a halfling?

296
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,360
A full ling is like a normal-sized person.

297
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:36,360
So a halfling is just a very short person.

298
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:40,360
And Eva, he's a very, very large chap.

299
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,360
Goliath barbarian.

300
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,360
I mean, that's two very large things rolled into one.

301
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:51,360
And he's got markings on his face a little bit like a tabby, like a tabby cat.

302
00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:54,399
Well, I think when they get to that size, they're a tiger, aren't they?

303
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,399
Oh, I suppose so.

304
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,399
A giant tabby.

305
00:12:56,399 --> 00:13:00,399
Yes, like a big bald tiger person, a sort of humanoid tiger.

306
00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:02,399
Oh, he's like that thing out of Star Wars.

307
00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:05,399
Yes, Darth Maul.

308
00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:07,399
Yes, that's what he looks like.

309
00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:11,399
But a big hulking person, but I suspect rather sweet.

310
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,399
Darth the Tabby.

311
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:13,399
Deep down somewhere.

312
00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:18,399
Looking back at the door, you look at the dragon doorknob,

313
00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:22,439
and it is very intricately carved.

314
00:13:22,439 --> 00:13:29,439
The detail on it, like down to the scale, is visible to you as you examine this.

315
00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:32,439
It is larger than the rest.

316
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:37,439
It is carved from what appears to be a brass material.

317
00:13:37,439 --> 00:13:39,439
Do you carve brass?

318
00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,439
I don't think you carve brass.

319
00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:43,439
I think you mould brass.

320
00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:45,439
Not that I'm being pretentious, sorry.

321
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,480
Although it sounds like it could be worth something,

322
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,480
so I reckon we just chip it off, sell it, end of campaign.

323
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,480
Should we have it?

324
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,480
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

325
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,480
We can take them all on there when we go.

326
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,480
We don't want to carry it all the way in and all the way out.

327
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,480
Should I just grab it?

328
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,480
No, no, no.

329
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,480
Oh my god, you guys, come on, think critically.

330
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,480
I can't, like, see most of these,

331
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,480
but what if the one that you turn is a monster

332
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,480
you've got a face on the other side?

333
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,480
I grabbed it!

334
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,480
I grabbed it everyone.

335
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,480
I'm sorry.

336
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,480
There we go.

337
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,480
You know, I'm just impulsive like that.

338
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:15,519
Ooh!

339
00:14:17,519 --> 00:14:19,519
I think we go splunting when you grab one.

340
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:20,519
Which one did you grab?

341
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:21,519
The dragon.

342
00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:22,519
The dragon?

343
00:14:22,519 --> 00:14:23,519
The dragon.

344
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:24,519
Yes.

345
00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:27,519
I want to know if Russ is doing an Indiana Jones

346
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:30,519
with the plain one or a reverse Indiana Jones.

347
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:31,519
That's what I was thinking.

348
00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:32,519
It's not the plain one.

349
00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:34,519
Would you avoid the most obvious one

350
00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:36,519
because it's the most obvious one?

351
00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:38,519
You go for the one carved like Jesus.

352
00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:39,519
I see.

353
00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:43,519
Quite often he presents us with very straightforward things

354
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:45,559
that we make needlessly complicated.

355
00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:49,559
We spent a whole episode once trying to cross a bridge

356
00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:50,559
with a horse.

357
00:14:50,559 --> 00:14:51,559
It was very difficult.

358
00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,559
He's just absolutely desperate for us

359
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,559
to just open the sodding door.

360
00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:56,559
I mean, we're only at a door.

361
00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:58,559
Like, I think we need to go through,

362
00:14:58,559 --> 00:14:59,559
so I've just grabbed the dragon.

363
00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:01,559
Yes, Magenta's grabbed the dragon.

364
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:02,559
I've grabbed the dragon.

365
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:03,559
There's no going back now.

366
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:04,559
I've grabbed it.

367
00:15:04,559 --> 00:15:05,559
Are we all dead now?

368
00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:06,559
What happens then?

369
00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:07,559
Yeah.

370
00:15:07,559 --> 00:15:08,559
Okay, so you grabbed it.

371
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,559
You grabbed it and you turned it

372
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,559
with the intent to open the door, yes?

373
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,600
Just the intent to be annoying, really.

374
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,600
Okay, yeah.

375
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,600
You wiggle it, you jiggle it, yeah.

376
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,600
I think I succeed.

377
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,600
And the door opens and there is a...

378
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,600
Yeah, that was easy.

379
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:27,600
It opens into a wide-spaced room on the other side

380
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,600
carved into the mountain itself.

381
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:34,600
And there are dusty rows of dusty wine racks

382
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,600
covered in cobwebs.

383
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,600
Why say we just live here?

384
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,639
Why say we just live here?

385
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:42,639
Yeah, I mean, we're probably

386
00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:43,639
not going to find anything better.

387
00:15:43,639 --> 00:15:45,639
We can take some of this,

388
00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:47,639
take all the doorknobs on our way out

389
00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:49,639
and, like, is that good for you two?

390
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:50,639
Yeah, sounds great.

391
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,639
Yeah, I can't even remember why we're here.

392
00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:53,639
I'm not going to lie to you.

393
00:15:53,639 --> 00:15:54,639
I was probably chasing the dog

394
00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,639
with a dishrag at the time.

395
00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:57,639
I made notes.

396
00:15:57,639 --> 00:15:59,639
Voiceless order?

397
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:01,639
I mean, who the hell are they?

398
00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:02,639
Oh, they're the monks, yes.

399
00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:04,639
Oh, right, the monks, yes.

400
00:16:04,639 --> 00:16:05,639
Oh, there's a treasury.

401
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:07,639
I think maybe we should go to the treasury.

402
00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:08,679
We start in wine cellar

403
00:16:08,679 --> 00:16:10,679
and then go to treasury.

404
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:11,679
Yes, I mean,

405
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,679
that's what happens, isn't it?

406
00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:13,679
You go to the pub,

407
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:14,679
you have a few drinks,

408
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:15,679
you go to the bank to get more money

409
00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:16,679
to buy some more drinks.

410
00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:18,679
And the cycle continues.

411
00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:39,679
You step into the room,

412
00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:40,679
all of you,

413
00:16:40,679 --> 00:16:42,679
and the door swings shut behind you.

414
00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:45,679
Echo.

415
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:49,679
Ahead of you is a very dark chamber.

416
00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:52,679
I don't know who has night vision.

417
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,679
Dark vision.

418
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,679
I do.

419
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,679
Moot, you have visibility into the room

420
00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:59,679
and there's a figure down at the far end.

421
00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:03,679
Seems to be standing,

422
00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,680
staring at you, not moving.

423
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720
Okay.

424
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,720
I'm going to pull out my journal

425
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,720
and I'm going to cast light on it

426
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,720
so that it provides some light for everyone else.

427
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,720
The room illuminates

428
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,720
and you see all of these,

429
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,720
these dust-filled,

430
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,720
and there's wine bottles all throughout

431
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,720
all of these,

432
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,720
all of these shelves,

433
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,720
and the figure doesn't quite come into view.

434
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,720
Like, it's just like they're at the end

435
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,720
of where the light is emanating from

436
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,720
and you can't quite make them out

437
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,720
from where they are.

438
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,720
Russ, I rolled an 11

439
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,720
on my Wild Magic Surge roll,

440
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,720
so it should be good.

441
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720
Okay, cool.

442
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,720
Sully's taking wine bottles

443
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,720
and putting them into his bag.

444
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,720
Yeah, yeah.

445
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,720
They're all full.

446
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,720
They look like a good vintage.

447
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,720
It was the 2486 vintage, obviously.

448
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,720
Of course, yep.

449
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,720
One of the best.

450
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,720
Javer is just standing

451
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,720
and pointing at the figure.

452
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,720
Not saying anything,

453
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,720
but just standing

454
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,720
and it's finger extended

455
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,720
like in Donald Sutherland

456
00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:05,759
in Body Snatchers,

457
00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:06,759
just...

458
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:08,759
I've cracked open some of the wine.

459
00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:10,759
You had magentas on the wine, yes.

460
00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:13,759
You all see...

461
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:14,759
I mean, there's...

462
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:15,759
Hello?

463
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:17,759
Hello?

464
00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:20,759
They don't respond,

465
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,759
but do move.

466
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:24,759
Oh my god, it's not a statue.

467
00:18:24,759 --> 00:18:25,759
I wasn't expecting that.

468
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,759
I thought for sure it was a statue.

469
00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:29,759
This figure begins to

470
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:30,759
move towards you.

471
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:31,759
It doesn't appear

472
00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:32,759
that they're walking,

473
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:33,759
they're floating towards you.

474
00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:35,799
And they come into the light

475
00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:37,799
and they begin to waver.

476
00:18:37,799 --> 00:18:39,799
It appears to be a ghost

477
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:41,799
coming towards you.

478
00:18:41,799 --> 00:18:42,799
Ooh.

479
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:43,799
A force ghost?

480
00:18:43,799 --> 00:18:45,799
He is see-through.

481
00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:47,799
I can see through him.

482
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,799
You're not much use, are you?

483
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:50,799
I just observe

484
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:51,799
and comment on things

485
00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:52,799
that are happening

486
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,799
before our eyes.

487
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,799
Why don't you use

488
00:18:55,799 --> 00:18:57,799
your big bulky hands

489
00:18:57,799 --> 00:18:59,799
to sort of wave it through

490
00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:00,799
the ghosty thing?

491
00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:01,799
Go on.

492
00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:02,799
Do you do that?

493
00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:03,839
Do you do that?

494
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:05,839
I can do an unarmed strike

495
00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:06,839
at the ghost.

496
00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:07,839
Yeah, go on.

497
00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:08,839
Go on.

498
00:19:08,839 --> 00:19:09,839
Attack the ghost.

499
00:19:09,839 --> 00:19:10,839
I think this

500
00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:12,839
can't possibly go wrong.

501
00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:14,839
Are you going to fight the ghost?

502
00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:15,839
Yes, fight the ghost.

503
00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:17,839
David does anything I tell him to.

504
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:18,839
Slap it in the face.

505
00:19:18,839 --> 00:19:19,839
Fight the ghost, David.

506
00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:20,839
Yes, all right.

507
00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:23,839
I'm going to roll strength.

508
00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:25,839
Nearby the bollocks.

509
00:19:25,839 --> 00:19:27,839
Is that how it works?

510
00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:28,839
You would roll

511
00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:29,839
for your unarmed attack,

512
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:30,839
so under...

513
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:31,879
Yes, unarmed attack.

514
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,879
Here it is.

515
00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:33,879
Click that

516
00:19:33,879 --> 00:19:35,879
and it should roll a d20 for you.

517
00:19:35,879 --> 00:19:37,879
So I have a good one,

518
00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:38,879
an 18.

519
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,879
That'll kill that ghost dead.

520
00:19:41,879 --> 00:19:42,879
That'll learn it.

521
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:43,879
Yes, you strike the ghost,

522
00:19:43,879 --> 00:19:45,879
so roll damage for me now.

523
00:19:45,879 --> 00:19:46,879
Ah, yes.

524
00:19:46,879 --> 00:19:47,879
All right.

525
00:19:47,879 --> 00:19:49,879
I hate ghosts.

526
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:50,879
Five, I believe,

527
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:51,879
is what it's given me.

528
00:19:51,879 --> 00:19:52,879
You move forward

529
00:19:52,879 --> 00:19:53,879
expecting your arm

530
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:57,879
to go through this ghost,

531
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,920
but instead,

532
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,920
it feels like it slows

533
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,920
and you're driving your fist through it.

534
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:06,920
Like, more of...

535
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,920
There's more of a substance there

536
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,920
than you would have expected.

537
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,920
At the same time,

538
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,920
so you deal the five damage to the ghost,

539
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,920
but I would like you

540
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,920
to make a wisdom saving throw.

541
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,920
My wisdom saving throw is zero,

542
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920
which is very on brand, isn't it?

543
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,920
Yes, so if you click the little...

544
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:25,920
If you click the zero,

545
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,960
it should roll a dice for you as well.

546
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,960
Oh, it did.

547
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,960
The end result was zero.

548
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,960
The end result was zero.

549
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,960
That was the...

550
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:32,960
The end result was zero?

551
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,960
Yes.

552
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,960
We learned nothing.

553
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,960
Does that mean something?

554
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,960
You have got a minus one.

555
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,960
Okay, great.

556
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,960
Love it.

557
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,960
Fantastic.

558
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,960
We're all there.

559
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,960
So the ghost lets upon you

560
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,960
its horrifying visage.

561
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960
So you are frightened

562
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,960
for one minute, Yeever.

563
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,960
If it fails by five or more,

564
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
if it did,

565
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000
can you roll me a D4?

566
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Here it is.

567
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Here it is.

568
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
I've got it.

569
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Roll two.

570
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
At the same time

571
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
as you are frightened,

572
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
everybody else notices

573
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
and you begin to feel in your bones

574
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000
that you are aging forward 20 years.

575
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
My back is uncharacteristically stiff.

576
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Guy, you're not looking too good.

577
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
I've suddenly urged to retire.

578
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
I don't think anyone else

579
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
should touch this ghost.

580
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Yeah, I don't recommend

581
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
punching the ghost.

582
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Anyone else.

583
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
I think Yeever has gotten

584
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
better looking with age, though.

585
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
You look better and better

586
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
as the years go by, my dear.

587
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Go on, give it another punch.

588
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Silver Fox.

589
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Give it another punch.

590
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Go on.

591
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I bet you look even better

592
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
as a pensioner.

593
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Shall I punch the ghost again?

594
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
No, actually don't.

595
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I don't think that

596
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
is going to progress matters.

597
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
I'm very, very scared.

598
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
The ghost begins to move back.

599
00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:58,039
A few steps and looks disappointed

600
00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:01,039
at you and kind of shrugs,

601
00:22:01,039 --> 00:22:03,039
doesn't vocalise anything

602
00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:06,039
and looks towards you expectantly.

603
00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:09,039
So it's cast a disappointed

604
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:11,039
look at us or at Yeever?

605
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,039
At the group.

606
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,039
Oh, at the group.

607
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:14,039
Oh, I see.

608
00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:16,039
Oh, we've disappointed the ghost.

609
00:22:16,039 --> 00:22:17,039
Oh dear.

610
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:18,039
I am a bad spokesperson

611
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:19,039
for the group.

612
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:20,039
Are we supposed to care

613
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,039
what this ghost thinks of us,

614
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,039
though?

615
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,079
It's disappointed.

616
00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:24,079
Have we disappointed it?

617
00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:25,079
It's not my mother.

618
00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:26,079
What does it want?

619
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:27,079
Why is it disappointed?

620
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,079
Can I pick up a rock on the floor

621
00:22:29,079 --> 00:22:30,079
and just chuck it at it?

622
00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:32,079
But like an underhand toss,

623
00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:33,079
not like an aggressive throw,

624
00:22:33,079 --> 00:22:34,079
maybe?

625
00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:35,079
Yeah, absolutely.

626
00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:36,079
You can.

627
00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:37,079
OK, I don't know

628
00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:38,079
what I'd roll for that.

629
00:22:38,079 --> 00:22:39,079
Just roll with a 20.

630
00:22:39,079 --> 00:22:42,079
Roll for rock throw?

631
00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:43,079
Wow.

632
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:45,079
That was an eight.

633
00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:48,079
The rock just soars by the ghost.

634
00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:49,079
Oh, good.

635
00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:50,079
Well, at least it may.

636
00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:51,079
Hey, I threw that a lot further

637
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,119
than I thought I was going to.

638
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,119
Wait, there was something

639
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,119
about these monks.

640
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:56,119
They didn't talk.

641
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,119
What was the name?

642
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:58,119
There was a proper name for them.

643
00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:59,119
Voiceless.

644
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,119
Right.

645
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,119
Voiceless.

646
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,119
Oh, that is a big clue.

647
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,119
I for sure thought

648
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,119
Tom was throwing at me

649
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,119
to name the monks

650
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,119
and I was like...

651
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,119
Amy, over to you.

652
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,119
Scrumphil.

653
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:16,119
Sir or madam?

654
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,119
I apologize for the punch.

655
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:20,119
Yeah, who do you think

656
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,160
you are, my mother?

657
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,160
Hello.

658
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,160
Waves.

659
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,160
Anything.

660
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,160
Oh, hello.

661
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,160
Oh, hello.

662
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,160
We were back.

663
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,160
OK.

664
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,160
Oh, I am adding guilt

665
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160
to my fear.

666
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,160
He's a nice guy.

667
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,160
Can you just point us

668
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,160
to the treasure?

669
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,160
Yeah.

670
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,160
I don't think we need to...

671
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,160
Are you protecting anything

672
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,160
or are you just kind of

673
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,160
hanging out?

674
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,160
Do we need to release

675
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,160
your spirit from this

676
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,160
earthly plane?

677
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,160
Do you have unfinished business?

678
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,160
We've all seen Casper.

679
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,160
He shakes his head.

680
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,200
Yeah, there's no point

681
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,200
talking to ghosts.

682
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,200
I've talked to a lot of ghosts.

683
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,200
They've got nothing

684
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200
interesting to say

685
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,200
and they're just so vague.

686
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,200
I mean, being vague

687
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,200
is a key tenet

688
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,200
of a ghost's personality.

689
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,200
I mean, you always say

690
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,200
if they have nothing

691
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200
interesting to say in life

692
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,200
they're very unlikely

693
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,200
to have anything to say

694
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,200
in death, really.

695
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Exactly.

696
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,200
I mean, whoever this guy was

697
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,200
was he worth talking to?

698
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,200
I'm very charming

699
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,200
by the way, apparently.

700
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,200
My character.

701
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,200
Apparently so.

702
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,200
So I could try

703
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,200
and charm him

704
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,200
or something.

705
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,200
Although he hasn't

706
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,240
got any physical appendages

707
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,240
it's very hard

708
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,240
to, you know,

709
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240
my normal techniques

710
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,240
won't work.

711
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,240
I'm just saying that.

712
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,240
But I could try.

713
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,240
Do you want me to try?

714
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,240
How does that work?

715
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,240
What's happening?

716
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240
What are you trying to do?

717
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,240
You're trying to charm

718
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,240
or you're trying to

719
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,240
persuade the ghosts

720
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,240
to help you?

721
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,240
Yeah, or just to leave.

722
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,240
OK, you're just trying to

723
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,240
make up for Yeever's

724
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,240
initial punch.

725
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,240
Got it.

726
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,240
Yes, make a

727
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,279
I'd rather,

728
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,279
yeah, probably

729
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,279
a persuasion check.

730
00:24:50,279 --> 00:24:51,279
So under your skills

731
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:53,279
you will find a list of

732
00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:54,279
different things that

733
00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:55,279
your character can do.

734
00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:56,279
Persuasion, yes.

735
00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:59,279
25.

736
00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:00,279
Oh, wow.

737
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:01,279
Wow.

738
00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:02,279
God, I'm charismatic.

739
00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:05,279
You are so charismatic.

740
00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:06,279
She's magnificent.

741
00:25:06,279 --> 00:25:07,279
I am.

742
00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:08,279
I am magnificent.

743
00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:10,279
So, yes, also, yeah.

744
00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,279
So I say to him,

745
00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:12,279
oi, ghostie,

746
00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:14,279
come on, be useful.

747
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,279
Useless wanker.

748
00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:17,319
And he's so charmed,

749
00:25:17,319 --> 00:25:20,319
he does something useful.

750
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:21,319
He does.

751
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:22,319
He turns

752
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:23,319
and begins to

753
00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:24,319
begins to go back

754
00:25:24,319 --> 00:25:25,319
down the other way.

755
00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:27,319
Should we?

756
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,319
OK, so we'll just follow?

757
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,319
Yeah, that's fine.

758
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,319
OK, great.

759
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:31,319
You really got away

760
00:25:31,319 --> 00:25:32,319
with these ghosts.

761
00:25:32,319 --> 00:25:33,319
We should have started

762
00:25:33,319 --> 00:25:34,319
with that.

763
00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:36,319
You pass rows and rows

764
00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:38,319
of these shelves

765
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,319
with wine all in them,

766
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:41,319
some broken bottles,

767
00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:42,319
but for the most part

768
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:43,319
all filled.

769
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:45,319
And you get down

770
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,359
to the end of this row

771
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:47,359
of shelves

772
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,359
and there are two

773
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:49,359
directions to go.

774
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:50,359
There's a left

775
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:51,359
and a right.

776
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:53,359
The ghost

777
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:54,359
ushers you,

778
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:56,359
as you are looking them,

779
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:57,359
to your right.

780
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,359
Do we see anything down

781
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,359
either of the halls

782
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,359
or they just look

783
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,359
dungeon-y,

784
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:04,359
cave-y?

785
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:05,359
They appear

786
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:06,359
dungeon-y.

787
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,359
You don't see anything

788
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,359
much beyond.

789
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,359
There's a long tunnel

790
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,359
that goes,

791
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,359
but that's

792
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,359
the way he ushers you

793
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:14,359
and

794
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,400
taking

795
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400
Guerrera's lead

796
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,400
of how

797
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,400
charismatic they are.

798
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,400
What's charismatic?

799
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,400
The dungeon.

800
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,400
You, Guerrera,

801
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,400
yeah,

802
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,400
you, Magenta,

803
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,400
are charismatic.

804
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,400
Oh, how charismatic I am.

805
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,400
Right.

806
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400
OK.

807
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,400
So we trust the ghost

808
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,400
because it's so charmed.

809
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,400
Oh, I see.

810
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,400
Right, yes.

811
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,400
You could presume.

812
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400
Sure.

813
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,400
Why would he lie to us?

814
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,400
Let's follow him.

815
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,400
Why not?

816
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,400
Let's follow Ghosty.

817
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,400
Is he going down

818
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,440
and this is where

819
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,440
I leave you?

820
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,440
Very much in that

821
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,440
respect.

822
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,440
He's directing you

823
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,440
down this hallway.

824
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,440
How about we say

825
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,440
you first, buddy,

826
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,440
just in case

827
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,440
there's any traps

828
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,440
and he can, you know,

829
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,440
he might

830
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,440
just go for it.

831
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,440
He might take it.

832
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,440
Points to his imaginary watch

833
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440
like he has a scheduled

834
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,440
appointment coming up.

835
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,440
Oh, I see.

836
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,440
No apologies.

837
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,440
The non-corporeal

838
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,440
are pretty useless

839
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,440
at setting off traps too.

840
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,440
I thought you said

841
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,440
he was viscous.

842
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,440
What's his face?

843
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,480
Oh, that's a great point.

844
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,480
He punched him

845
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,480
and he was viscous.

846
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,480
Yes, there was a

847
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,480
it was like punching custard.

848
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,480
Which you do a lot,

849
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,480
don't you?

850
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,480
Yes.

851
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,480
It's really bad.

852
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,480
It's part of the

853
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,480
training regimen.

854
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,480
So you wake up,

855
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,480
eat several

856
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,480
dozen eggs,

857
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,480
then you go into

858
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480
a long

859
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,480
Then you make the eggs

860
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,480
into a custard.

861
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,480
Exactly.

862
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,480
A long routine

863
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,480
of custard punching

864
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480
and then that sets you up

865
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,480
for the day.

866
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,480
Oh yeah, it's like

867
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,480
the slapping of the water,

868
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,480
right?

869
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,480
Exactly.

870
00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:42,519
It's like a

871
00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:43,519
non-newtonian liquid.

872
00:27:43,519 --> 00:27:44,519
Is this

873
00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:45,519
getting side-tracked?

874
00:27:45,519 --> 00:27:46,519
No, this is perfect.

875
00:27:46,519 --> 00:27:47,519
In the best way.

876
00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:48,519
I'm adding this

877
00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:49,519
into

878
00:27:49,519 --> 00:27:50,519
my workout routine.

879
00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:52,519
Zumba, like

880
00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:53,519
a hundred push-ups

881
00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:54,519
and some custard punching.

882
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:55,519
I'm going to be

883
00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:56,519
so much stronger

884
00:27:56,519 --> 00:27:57,519
than I already am.

885
00:27:57,519 --> 00:27:58,519
If we have learned

886
00:27:58,519 --> 00:27:59,519
nothing else

887
00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:00,519
from this encounter

888
00:28:00,519 --> 00:28:01,519
in the place

889
00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:02,519
with the

890
00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:03,519
custard man,

891
00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:04,519
then we

892
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:05,519
have learned some

893
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,519
good workout tips.

894
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:07,519
Don't tell

895
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,519
don't tell Hylip

896
00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:09,519
about it though.

897
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:10,519
He's going to want

898
00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:11,559
a new franchise

899
00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:12,559
and then it

900
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:13,559
yeah, no, no.

901
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:14,559
Let's just keep it

902
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:15,559
between us.

903
00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:16,559
It's a private

904
00:28:16,559 --> 00:28:17,559
routine.

905
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:18,559
It's a private

906
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:19,559
workout routine.

907
00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:20,559
We cut to

908
00:28:20,559 --> 00:28:21,559
an office space

909
00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:22,559
somewhere

910
00:28:22,559 --> 00:28:23,559
and Hylip

911
00:28:23,559 --> 00:28:24,559
is writing at his desk

912
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:25,559
and he's like

913
00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:26,559
somewhere,

914
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:27,559
somewhere

915
00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:28,559
somebody's talking about me

916
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:29,559
coming up with

917
00:28:29,559 --> 00:28:30,559
a great idea.

918
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:31,559
I'll jot it down.

919
00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:32,559
Okay.

920
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:33,559
And then we cut back.

921
00:28:33,559 --> 00:28:34,559
You all proceed

922
00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:35,559
forward at the

923
00:28:35,559 --> 00:28:36,559
ghost direction.

924
00:28:36,559 --> 00:28:37,559
Everybody

925
00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:38,559
make a perception check

926
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:39,559
please.

927
00:28:39,599 --> 00:28:40,599
20.

928
00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:41,599
So perception would be under

929
00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:42,599
your skills again.

930
00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:43,599
16.

931
00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:44,599
Magenta

932
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:45,599
and Bernard.

933
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,599
17.

934
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:47,599
I'm very perceptive.

935
00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:48,599
10.

936
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:49,599
This is surprisingly

937
00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:50,599
perceptive for me.

938
00:28:50,599 --> 00:28:51,599
14.

939
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:52,599
Excellent.

940
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:53,599
Even a stopped clock

941
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:54,599
tells the right time

942
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:57,599
sometimes.

943
00:28:57,599 --> 00:28:58,599
You all begin

944
00:28:58,599 --> 00:28:59,599
forward and

945
00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:00,599
in your path

946
00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:01,599
is

947
00:29:01,599 --> 00:29:02,599
two sets of

948
00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:03,599
skeletons

949
00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:05,599
in monk robes.

950
00:29:05,599 --> 00:29:06,599
One of them with

951
00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:07,599
as you see

952
00:29:07,599 --> 00:29:08,599
at Guerrero

953
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,640
is a

954
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,640
a note

955
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,640
or a piece of paper

956
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,640
sticking out of

957
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,640
one of the pockets.

958
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,640
Right.

959
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,640
That's handy, isn't it?

960
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,640
Take a peek under

961
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,640
the tent there.

962
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,640
Oh, what,

963
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,640
as in

964
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,640
let's have a look at

965
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,640
his jewels,

966
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,640
his family jewels.

967
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,640
You know,

968
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,640
I think I'll

969
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,640
just have a look

970
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,640
at the note.

971
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,640
I'm going to

972
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,640
rummage the dead box.

973
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,640
Because I'll

974
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,640
only be disappointed.

975
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,640
The chances are

976
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640
you know,

977
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,640
you lift someone's robes

978
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,640
and also,

979
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,640
you know,

980
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,640
permission.

981
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,640
He's not around, is he?

982
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,680
Although I am going to

983
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,680
steal everything

984
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,680
he owned

985
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,680
and take this note

986
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,680
as well.

987
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,680
You can make

988
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,680
an investigation check

989
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:45,680
for your rooting.

990
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,680
As you read

991
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,680
the note,

992
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Sully is looting

993
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,680
the bodies.

994
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,680
The note says

995
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,680
that's very

996
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,680
disrespectful.

997
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,680
Thank you for

998
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,440
pointing that out.

999
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,440
The note says

1000
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,440
Dia,

1001
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,440
please help

1002
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,440
Jaren

1003
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,440
set up his

1004
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,440
contraption

1005
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,440
in the

1006
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,440
ossuary tonight

1007
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,440
and remember,

1008
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,440
the latter is broken

1009
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,440
in the root cellar.

1010
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,440
If you need to

1011
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,440
get into

1012
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,440
the lower

1013
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,440
caves,

1014
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,440
there is an

1015
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,440
extra

1016
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,440
ossuary key

1017
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,440
on the

1018
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,440
root cellar

1019
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,440
shelf.

1020
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,440
These are

1021
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,440
too many facts

1022
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,440
to remember.

1023
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,440
Too many words.

1024
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,440
What's an ossuary?

1025
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,440
I think that's

1026
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,440
where they

1027
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,440
keep the

1028
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,440
ostriches.

1029
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,440
Ah, yes.

1030
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,440
Makes sense.

1031
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,440
Yeah, if that

1032
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,440
makes sense.

1033
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,440
I mean,

1034
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,440
we should avoid that.

1035
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,440
Ostriches are like

1036
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,440
big and mean

1037
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440
and they're one of

1038
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,440
the most

1039
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,440
dangerous

1040
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,440
creatures

1041
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,440
in the world.

1042
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,440
We should avoid

1043
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,440
the

1044
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,440
ostrich-uary

1045
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,440
as much as we

1046
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,440
can.

1047
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,440
Okay, guys,

1048
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,440
by the

1049
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,440
sounds of this,

1050
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,440
we gotta go

1051
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,440
into the

1052
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,440
root cellar

1053
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,440
that has

1054
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,440
a broken

1055
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,440
ladder,

1056
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,440
get a key,

1057
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,440
and then

1058
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,440
go to

1059
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,440
the

1060
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,440
ostrich-uary

1061
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,440
anyway.

1062
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,440
But I mean,

1063
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,440
do we?

1064
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,440
I don't know.

1065
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,440
What if we

1066
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,440
don't have to

1067
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,440
do that?

1068
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440
So we can't

1069
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440
get to the contract.

1070
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440
In the ostrich-uary.

1071
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,440
In the ostrich-uary.

1072
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,440
And there's two

1073
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,440
ostriches.

1074
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,440
There's two of them.

1075
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,440
Yeah.

1076
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,440
Sounds like it.

1077
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,440
Are they keeping

1078
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,440
them separate?

1079
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,440
Because they keep

1080
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,440
fighting, is that

1081
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,440
the problem?

1082
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,440
In mating season,

1083
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,440
though,

1084
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,440
you don't want

1085
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,440
to be in the

1086
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,440
room with

1087
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,440
a breeding pair of...

1088
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,440
Yes.

1089
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,440
They're probably

1090
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,440
long dead,

1091
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,440
to be honest.

1092
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,440
Oh my god,

1093
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,440
the idea of them

1094
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,440
being dead

1095
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,440
makes me so much

1096
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,440
sad.

1097
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,440
They didn't make

1098
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,440
a choice.

1099
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,440
That's terrible.

1100
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,440
Sully, you find

1101
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,440
three gold coins

1102
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,440
and a bottle

1103
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,440
of wine.

1104
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,440
Fuck yeah.

1105
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,440
I put those

1106
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,440
in my pocket.

1107
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Oh, that's

1108
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440
cheered us up.

1109
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,440
You know,

1110
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,440
we were sad about

1111
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,440
the ostriches,

1112
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,440
and now we're like,

1113
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,440
fuck them.

1114
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,440
Fuck them,

1115
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,440
I got three gold coins.

1116
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,440
I can buy a new

1117
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,440
ostrich.

1118
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440
I want to know what

1119
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,440
the contraption is.

1120
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,440
It's almost as if

1121
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,440
it was meant

1122
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,440
to be intriguing.

1123
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,440
Should we go

1124
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,440
and find out

1125
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,440
this is your rodeo?

1126
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,440
You're right.

1127
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,440
All right, let's go.

1128
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,440
And I reckon

1129
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,440
we don't need the ladder.

1130
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,440
We'll just go

1131
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,440
straight there

1132
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,440
and figure out a way

1133
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,440
to get up to it.

1134
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,440
I am very large.

1135
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,440
You may climb me.

1136
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,440
There we go.

1137
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,440
Yes, we'll climb Yeeva.

1138
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,440
Perfect.

1139
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,440
Are you continuing

1140
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,440
the way the ghost

1141
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,440
had ushered you

1142
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,440
to go?

1143
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,440
I mean, we don't know

1144
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,440
any other way to go,

1145
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440
so yeah.

1146
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,440
That's fine.

1147
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,440
Okay, great.

1148
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Oh, I should ask,

1149
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,440
is there one of those

1150
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,440
things on the wall

1151
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,440
with like a fire escape route?

1152
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,440
No.

1153
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,440
Okay.

1154
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,440
Oh, what?

1155
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,440
Like a little map

1156
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,440
saying where to go.

1157
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,440
Hmm.

1158
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,440
Oh, that should be handy.

1159
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,440
Wouldn't that be handy?

1160
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,440
They never put them

1161
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,440
in these dungeons,

1162
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,440
do they?

1163
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
They never do.

1164
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,440
You very rarely

1165
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,440
find a map.

1166
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,440
That's why you find

1167
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,440
a load of skeletons

1168
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,440
in these places

1169
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,440
because they're all going,

1170
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,440
where's the bloody exit?

1171
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,440
We don't know.

1172
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,440
We don't have a map.

1173
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,440
You know, so they just

1174
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,440
perish.

1175
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,440
It could save themselves

1176
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440
a lot of cleaning.

1177
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,440
All these skeletons

1178
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,440
lying around.

1179
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,440
Some very, very simple

1180
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,440
health and safety requirements.

1181
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,440
You continue forward

1182
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,440
down the tunnel

1183
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,440
until you

1184
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,440
and after

1185
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,440
about 40 or 50 feet,

1186
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,440
you end up

1187
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,440
in what appears to be

1188
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440
a room full of stacks

1189
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,440
of dirty barrels

1190
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,440
and crates

1191
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,440
covered in moss.

1192
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,440
So it's a bit damp

1193
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,440
down here then?

1194
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,440
I was going to say

1195
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440
is it a moist cave?

1196
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,440
What is this?

1197
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,440
Goodness me.

1198
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,440
It is a moist cave.

1199
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,440
Could be

1200
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,440
a root cellar.

1201
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,440
What are you

1202
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,440
keeping a root cellar?

1203
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,440
Roots?

1204
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440
Is this,

1205
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,440
do you keep roots

1206
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,440
in a root cellar?

1207
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,440
What are we just

1208
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,440
going to find?

1209
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,440
We're going to find

1210
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,440
a root cellar.

1211
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,440
Are we just

1212
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,440
keeping a root cellar?

1213
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440
We're going to find

1214
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,440
carrots and

1215
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,440
rutabagas.

1216
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,440
Oh, and if it's moist?

1217
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,440
Last year's apples.

1218
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,440
They're probably

1219
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,440
doing quite well

1220
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,440
if it's moist.

1221
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,440
Oh, there's no light though.

1222
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,440
Is there a light source?

1223
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,440
Well, I think

1224
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,440
they've already been

1225
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440
harvested.

1226
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,440
Like dark is good.

1227
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,440
Is it dark?

1228
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440
It is dark.

1229
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440
Mushrooms like the dark.

1230
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,440
And as you enter,

1231
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,440
you hear the sound

1232
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,440
of what sounds

1233
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,440
like rummaging

1234
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,440
in some sort of,

1235
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,440
and it's grotesque

1236
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,440
and it's like there's flesh

1237
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,440
tearing from somewhere

1238
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,440
in this cellar.

1239
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,440
Apologies.

1240
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,440
Or was that you?

1241
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,440
Yes, sorry.

1242
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,440
Did you fart

1243
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,440
into your moist trousers?

1244
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,440
It's close quarters in here.

1245
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,440
Well, it is a small room

1246
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,440
and I am a

1247
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,440
large rummaging person.

1248
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,440
You made it smaller.

1249
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,440
I made it smaller.

1250
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,440
There may also be

1251
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,440
some rummaging

1252
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,440
that is not me here.

1253
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,440
Mo, could you like

1254
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,440
light it up?

1255
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,440
Turn, turn.

1256
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1257
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,440
Turn on the light.

1258
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,440
Are we just stumbling

1259
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,440
around in the dark?

1260
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,440
Is that what's going on?

1261
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,440
Well, I mean,

1262
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,440
I have my book

1263
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,440
that's lit up,

1264
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,440
but it's not super bright.

1265
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,440
But I like,

1266
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,440
I hold it higher.

1267
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,440
You're just holding

1268
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,440
your cell phone

1269
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440
and you haven't turned

1270
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440
the flashlight part on.

1271
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440
You're just using

1272
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,440
the screen.

1273
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,440
Could you have made it

1274
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,440
brighter this whole time?

1275
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440
Well, I mean,

1276
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,440
I could hold it higher.

1277
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,440
That's about all

1278
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,440
I can do with it.

1279
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,440
Why didn't we come in here

1280
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,440
with a torch,

1281
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,440
like a flaming torch?

1282
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,440
You go into a cave system

1283
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,440
without anything.

1284
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,440
What a bunch of morons.

1285
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,440
Well, hold on.

1286
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,440
What if there was

1287
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,440
some off gases

1288
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,440
or something

1289
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,440
that was flammable?

1290
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,440
Oh, yeah.

1291
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,440
Let us immediately

1292
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,440
light a big fire.

1293
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,440
Let's test this theory.

1294
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,440
You lift the light higher,

1295
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,440
and there are many boxes

1296
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,440
and things,

1297
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,440
which are obscuring

1298
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,440
your view.

1299
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,440
But as you do so,

1300
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,440
you see the heads

1301
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,440
of these big-eared,

1302
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,440
almost monkey-shaped

1303
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,440
creatures

1304
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,440
that poke their heads up,

1305
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,440
and they have blood

1306
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,440
all over their face.

1307
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,440
And they let out

1308
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,440
this hideous scream,

1309
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,440
and four of them

1310
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,440
shoot up into the air

1311
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,440
and move down

1312
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,440
to attack you.

1313
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,440
What have they been eating?

1314
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,440
Welcome to the middle.

1315
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,440
We got fun and games.

1316
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,440
We got monkey monsters,

1317
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,440
and they're gonna

1318
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,440
eat your brains.

1319
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,440
Oh, my God, you guys.

1320
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,440
I mean, that's one

1321
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440
of our better ones.

1322
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,440
I am so turned on right now.

1323
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,440
You rhymed

1324
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440
in all the right places

1325
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,440
for me.

1326
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440
Yep.

1327
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,440
You really did it, Russ.

1328
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,440
Fantastic.

1329
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,440
I'm so proud of you.

1330
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,440
I have been

1331
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,440
just lying in wait

1332
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,440
for six years.

1333
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,440
That's right.

1334
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,440
It's all been building to this.

1335
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,440
Yes, finally cashing

1336
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,440
in your monkey brain material.

1337
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,440
It's been sitting

1338
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,440
on the back burner

1339
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,440
just collecting

1340
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,440
until this point.

1341
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,440
That's right.

1342
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,440
We are here

1343
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,440
with...

1344
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,440
OK, everybody's here,

1345
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440
but we're here

1346
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440
with Madame Magenta

1347
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,440
and Bernard,

1348
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440
who have joined us

1349
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,440
for this lovely episode.

1350
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,440
And in the middle,

1351
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,440
we tell our listeners

1352
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,440
all about the great things

1353
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440
that we have going on.

1354
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,440
But instead of talking

1355
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,440
about us,

1356
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,440
we're gonna talk about you

1357
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,440
and all of the great shows

1358
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,440
that you have

1359
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440
because we love them all

1360
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,440
so very much.

1361
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,440
Thank you very much.

1362
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,440
Shall I tell them

1363
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,440
what our shows are?

1364
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,440
Yes, you're Keeper

1365
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,440
of the Britain.

1366
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,440
You do it.

1367
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,440
All right.

1368
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,440
So you can listen

1369
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,440
to our show

1370
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,440
Madame Magenta

1371
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,440
in which Magenta

1372
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,440
reads from her book

1373
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,440
and we also...

1374
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,440
Oh, and we answer

1375
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,440
listener problems as well.

1376
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,440
Yes, we...

1377
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,440
Listeners write to us

1378
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,440
and we use the powers

1379
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,440
of bibliomancy and so on

1380
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,440
to solve their problems.

1381
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,440
And we also have a new show,

1382
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,440
Magenta Presents,

1383
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,440
which is a horror anthology series

1384
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,440
and that is hosted

1385
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440
by Magenta herself.

1386
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,440
That's right.

1387
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440
God, I'm so excited

1388
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,440
for that.

1389
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,440
How scary

1390
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,440
is the horror?

1391
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,440
I'm gonna risk it.

1392
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,440
I don't even care you guys.

1393
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,440
I don't care how scary it is.

1394
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,440
It's gonna veer wildly

1395
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,440
all over the place.

1396
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,440
So the first one is a...

1397
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,440
The first horror

1398
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,440
that we're presenting

1399
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,440
is a five episode drama

1400
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,440
called Ghosted

1401
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,440
and I would say

1402
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440
it's actually a bit scary.

1403
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,440
It's actually, you know,

1404
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,440
out of 10,

1405
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,440
it's at least an 8.5

1406
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,440
on the Theorometer.

1407
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,440
Oh, I'm so excited.

1408
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440
It's actually quite scary.

1409
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,440
And then after that

1410
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,440
we'll probably have some,

1411
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,440
you know, some fun.

1412
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,440
Oh, yes.

1413
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,440
Lots of different

1414
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,440
wildly veering quality

1415
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,440
and...

1416
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,440
Children's...

1417
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,440
Not quality.

1418
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,440
All very good.

1419
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,440
All excellent.

1420
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,440
But yes,

1421
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,440
some are in the,

1422
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,440
you know,

1423
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440
the comedy horror,

1424
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,440
the children's horror

1425
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,440
and some are...

1426
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,440
Children's?

1427
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,440
Oh yeah, maybe.

1428
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,440
Oh no, we're not doing that.

1429
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,440
No, we're not doing that.

1430
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,440
Children's horror.

1431
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,440
How are we supposed

1432
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,440
to comment on children's horror

1433
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,440
with our normal

1434
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,440
disgusting panache?

1435
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,440
That's true.

1436
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,440
So no,

1437
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,440
we won't do any children's horror.

1438
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,440
No, it's all adult.

1439
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,440
Adult horror.

1440
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,440
But yes,

1441
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,440
some scary, some not.

1442
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,440
Love it.

1443
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,440
The framework of the show,

1444
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,440
is magenta part

1445
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,440
of the entire story

1446
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,440
or is this like

1447
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,440
a Tales from the Crypt

1448
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,440
kind of vibe

1449
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,440
where magenta...

1450
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,440
Yes, Tales from the Crypt.

1451
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,440
Right.

1452
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,440
So we introduce it.

1453
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,440
I might even do

1454
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,440
a little poem or something.

1455
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,440
Probably not.

1456
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,440
That sounds like

1457
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,440
a lot of effort.

1458
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,440
I'll just introduce it.

1459
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,440
Bernard and I will.

1460
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,440
And then at the end of it

1461
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,440
we'll have a little book club

1462
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,440
where we talk about it.

1463
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,440
Yes, we go,

1464
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,440
wasn't that fun and interesting.

1465
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,440
Oh fun.

1466
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,440
Oh fun.

1467
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,440
Will there be a cocktail?

1468
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,440
I've really enjoyed

1469
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,440
trying some of your cocktails.

1470
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,440
Oh did you?

1471
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,440
And you're still here

1472
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,440
to tell the tales.

1473
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,440
Gosh.

1474
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,440
Well some,

1475
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,440
yeah,

1476
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,440
they were varying quality.

1477
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,440
Did you like the savory ones

1478
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,440
the best?

1479
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,440
The savory was

1480
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,440
interesting.

1481
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,440
Memorable those ones,

1482
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,440
aren't they?

1483
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,440
Memorable, yes.

1484
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,440
Thick.

1485
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,440
Yes.

1486
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,440
Chewy.

1487
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,440
Yes.

1488
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,440
Not usually what I look for

1489
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,440
in a cocktail.

1490
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,440
No.

1491
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,440
Oh, you haven't lived

1492
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,440
until you've tried

1493
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Magenta's savory cocktails.

1494
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,440
High cheese content.

1495
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,440
Oh boy.

1496
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440
If gravy isn't included

1497
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,440
as one of the ingredients,

1498
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,440
what are you even doing?

1499
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,440
Oh yes.

1500
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,440
Is it even really a cocktail

1501
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,440
at that point?

1502
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440
Love it.

1503
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,440
Go check out

1504
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,440
Magenta Presents

1505
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,440
which by the time

1506
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,440
this is released,

1507
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,440
at the very least

1508
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,440
the first episode will be out,

1509
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,440
if not more.

1510
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,440
And all of their other series.

1511
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,440
Madame Magenta,

1512
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,440
Sonos Mystica

1513
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,440
and Mockery Manor.

1514
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,440
Mockery Manor,

1515
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,440
yes we're in that as well.

1516
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,440
I got thrown

1517
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,440
because there wasn't a Magenta

1518
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,440
as part of that.

1519
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,440
And four will be

1520
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,440
Magenta Presents

1521
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,440
Mockery Manor.

1522
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,440
Oh gosh.

1523
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,440
I mean, I'm basically

1524
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,440
like infiltrating

1525
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,440
every single podcast.

1526
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,440
Oh yes,

1527
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,440
it's the Magentaverse.

1528
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,440
Yes, it's the MCU.

1529
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,440
Yes.

1530
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,440
Magenta Cinematic Universe,

1531
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,440
you see.

1532
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,440
Love it.

1533
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440
And now we'll get you

1534
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,440
back to the episode.

1535
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,440
Thanks so much for being

1536
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,440
here with us.

1537
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,440
We'll talk to you soon.

1538
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440
Okay, bye.

1539
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,440
Love you, bye.

1540
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,440
Bye.

1541
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,440
Let's roll for initiative.

1542
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,440
How tall is this situation?

1543
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,440
How tall is this situation?

1544
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,440
This is,

1545
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,440
this one is probably

1546
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,440
ten or twelve feet tall.

1547
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,440
Okay.

1548
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,440
Cavernous.

1549
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,440
Initiative.

1550
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,440
Small people.

1551
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,440
Initiative, yes.

1552
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,440
Ah yes,

1553
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,440
I found it.

1554
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,440
It's alright,

1555
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,440
I've got it, yes.

1556
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,440
Are we all doing it?

1557
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,440
We're all doing that.

1558
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,440
Everybody, yes.

1559
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,440
Fifteen for Sully.

1560
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,440
Nineteen for Yeva.

1561
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,440
For scoring surprisingly good

1562
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,440
for all of the intelligence

1563
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,440
and initiative things.

1564
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,440
And you knew that,

1565
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,440
you knew that fact

1566
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,440
about Custod as well.

1567
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,440
Yes.

1568
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,440
I think maybe it's

1569
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,440
because you got older.

1570
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,440
I got older and so.

1571
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,440
Thirteen,

1572
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,440
I threw a thirteen.

1573
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,440
Thank you.

1574
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,440
Ten for Glim.

1575
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,440
Eight for Moot.

1576
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,440
My god,

1577
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,440
Sully's going second

1578
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440
and I need to look at my sheet.

1579
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,440
Yeah,

1580
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,440
get your stuff.

1581
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,440
So Yeva,

1582
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,440
you see these as

1583
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440
Moot lifts the light

1584
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,440
and outlines the room

1585
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,440
a little bit more.

1586
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,440
See these monsters,

1587
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440
creatures coming towards you

1588
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,440
and they look

1589
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,440
more vicious than the ghost did

1590
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,440
as it was proceeding towards you.

1591
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,440
It is your turn in initiative

1592
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,440
which means you can choose to attack

1593
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,440
or reason with,

1594
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,440
if you so desire,

1595
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,440
the monsters before you.

1596
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,440
Holy shit.

1597
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,440
Punch him.

1598
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,440
I did it.

1599
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,440
My,

1600
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,440
one part of me

1601
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,440
that is now wise

1602
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,440
thinks I should

1603
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,440
reason with them.

1604
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,440
But then.

1605
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,440
You're not,

1606
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,440
are you very good at that kind of thing?

1607
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,440
My true essence

1608
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,440
is all about punching things.

1609
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,440
So I will punch

1610
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,440
the monkey monsters.

1611
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,440
Like they're custard.

1612
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,440
Custard punching.

1613
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,440
Punch him into custard.

1614
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,440
I mean,

1615
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,440
I'm going to go for the great ax

1616
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,440
because it's great.

1617
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,440
And it'll probably,

1618
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,440
I mean,

1619
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,440
it sets the clues in the name,

1620
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,440
isn't it?

1621
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,440
It's not a mediocre ax

1622
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,440
for a reason.

1623
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,440
No,

1624
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,440
I wouldn't go for that one.

1625
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,440
So you click your plus seven

1626
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,440
to see if you hit.

1627
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,440
Let's see.

1628
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,440
Come on.

1629
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,440
Twenty three.

1630
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Oh, yes.

1631
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,440
Ben,

1632
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,440
roll some damage.

1633
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,440
You were right.

1634
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,440
I should not attempt to reason.

1635
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,440
Oh, that's not very good.

1636
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,440
Or is it good?

1637
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,440
Eight.

1638
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440
Eight's good.

1639
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,440
Eight's all right.

1640
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,440
Oh, good.

1641
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,440
Yeah, eight's good.

1642
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,440
You swing forth

1643
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,440
and catch one of these monkey creatures

1644
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,440
and cleave it in two

1645
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,440
and it screams as it

1646
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,440
is thrown to the ground.

1647
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,440
Holy shit.

1648
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,440
Take that custard monkey.

1649
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,440
Screams very briefly,

1650
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,440
I imagine,

1651
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,440
if it's just been cleaved in two.

1652
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,440
Unless both parts are still screaming.

1653
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,440
Did they really need us?

1654
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,440
Why did they hire us to come

1655
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,440
and protect them?

1656
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,440
I don't think they need our help.

1657
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,440
People are freaking amazing.

1658
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,440
Holy shit.

1659
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,440
Well, that's because we're going to

1660
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,440
feed you to the...

1661
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,440
Oh, no.

1662
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,440
Nothing.

1663
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,440
Sorry.

1664
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,440
I didn't say anything.

1665
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,440
Were we about to tell them?

1666
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,440
No, shush.

1667
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,440
You do have the option

1668
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,440
to attack a second time

1669
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,440
with your character.

1670
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,440
Sure.

1671
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,440
Never say no to that.

1672
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,440
Maybe we should leave one alive

1673
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,440
so we can torture it for some time.

1674
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,440
Maybe get secrets out of it.

1675
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,440
That's not very nice.

1676
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,440
I was going to say,

1677
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,440
put a leash on it.

1678
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,440
I'm not sure about that.

1679
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,440
Yes.

1680
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,440
No.

1681
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,440
Just a good, clean kill.

1682
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,440
All right.

1683
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,440
No, no, actually,

1684
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,440
I don't think so.

1685
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,440
I think let's see

1686
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
what these custard monkeys

1687
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,440
are all about.

1688
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440
But there's two left on there.

1689
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,440
How many are there?

1690
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,440
There are three left.

1691
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,440
There are three left.

1692
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,440
Oh.

1693
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,440
Well, maybe let's...

1694
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,440
We already outnumbered them

1695
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,440
and I think we've demonstrated

1696
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440
a show of strength

1697
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,440
by cleaving one of them in half.

1698
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,440
So I think the others

1699
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,440
might be inclined to sit up

1700
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,440
and pay attention, don't we?

1701
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,440
That's true.

1702
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,440
Shall we scream,

1703
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440
ready to talk now?

1704
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,440
Yes.

1705
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,440
Yeah, just to scare them.

1706
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,440
Who's next?

1707
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,440
Mother fudgers.

1708
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,440
No, no, it's not who's next.

1709
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,440
No, no, no, no, no.

1710
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440
No one's next.

1711
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,440
Unless you're going to talk to us.

1712
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440
Yeah, yes.

1713
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440
Yeah.

1714
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,440
You have tremble at my mighty strength.

1715
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,440
They continue to scream at you.

1716
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,440
But are they charging forward?

1717
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,440
Yes, continually.

1718
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,440
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1719
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,440
These custard monkeys are annoying.

1720
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,440
Sully, it is your turn.

1721
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,440
Sully's going to take his staff of the adder

1722
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,440
and use it once to try to whack one.

1723
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:18,440
And then I'm going to fucking make it the snake thing.

1724
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,440
I haven't done that yet.

1725
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,440
What's that?

1726
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,440
I don't know.

1727
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,440
Let's find out together.

1728
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,440
The snake thing?

1729
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,440
17 to hit.

1730
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,440
17 will hit.

1731
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,440
Are we turning them from monkeys into snakes?

1732
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,440
Because I'm not sure snakes are any better.

1733
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,440
Oh, no.

1734
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,440
Is that an improvement?

1735
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,440
This thing can do good stuff.

1736
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,440
Yeah, hold on.

1737
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,440
Hold on.

1738
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,440
Oh, fuck me.

1739
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,440
Classic Amy.

1740
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,440
Two.

1741
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,440
Two damage.

1742
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,440
You hit it and it knocks it to the ground,

1743
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,440
but it's still crawling towards you,

1744
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,440
looking up at you, screaming in your direction.

1745
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,440
Okay, well, I'm going to use a bonus action

1746
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,440
because that was embarrassing.

1747
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,440
I had to follow what this giant goliath just did,

1748
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,440
and I'm desperate for approval.

1749
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:01,440
So I'm going to speak the staff's command word,

1750
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,440
which he hadn't actually thought of just until right now.

1751
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,440
So it's like, I think he's going to shake and go,

1752
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,440
come on, you damn thing.

1753
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,440
That's going to be it.

1754
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,440
And the head of the staff is going to become an animated,

1755
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,440
an animate poisonous snake.

1756
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,440
And then I can use another bonus action

1757
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,440
to put it away if I want to.

1758
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,440
But now the snake gets a turn,

1759
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:29,440
and I'm going to just push it at the thing,

1760
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,440
and it's going to try to bite him.

1761
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,440
So the staff turns into what was a wooden staff,

1762
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,440
now turns into an animated snake.

1763
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,440
It has the head of a snake, not the whole thing.

1764
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,440
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1765
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,440
That's what I'm saying.

1766
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440
The head turns into a snake.

1767
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,440
Oh, fuck off.

1768
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,440
Oh, no, it doesn't.

1769
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,440
Now I'm just rubbing my snake on him.

1770
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:53,440
You're rubbing your snake on the monkey down on the ground.

1771
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,440
Nobody asked for this.

1772
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,440
I mean, it's not the first time this has happened with Sully.

1773
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,440
See, when I do that, it is considered vulgar.

1774
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,440
I get asked to leave the bar when I do that.

1775
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,440
Does that make me the monkey?

1776
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,440
The monkey creatures, it's their turn.

1777
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,440
Is this one at least confused?

1778
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,440
It is very confused.

1779
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,440
And all of them begin to try and surround you

1780
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,440
and increase the volume of their scream.

1781
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,440
Everybody make a Constitution saving throw.

1782
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,440
We must save the Constitution.

1783
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,440
Sixteen.

1784
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,440
Fifteen.

1785
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Maybe they all just want to have a snake rubbed on them.

1786
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,440
That's what they're asking for.

1787
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,440
Who doesn't?

1788
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,440
Fourteen.

1789
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,440
Thirteen.

1790
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,440
I have rolled a four.

1791
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,440
Four, okay.

1792
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,440
You're tired, Yeever.

1793
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,440
Yeever is the only one to fail.

1794
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,440
You are now stunned.

1795
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,440
Yikes.

1796
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,440
Oh my God.

1797
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,440
A stunned creature is considered incapacitated,

1798
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,440
can't move, and can speak only falteringly.

1799
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,440
You automatically fail strength and dexterity saving throws

1800
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,440
until you are no longer stunned

1801
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,440
and attack rolls against you have advantage.

1802
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,440
Oh, hang on.

1803
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,440
Yeever is the one who's stunned.

1804
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,440
I'm the one who's truly screwed.

1805
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,440
You just can't believe it.

1806
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,440
You're stunned.

1807
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,440
You're old and I can't move.

1808
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,440
Oh, this is so bad.

1809
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:16,440
They rush towards Yeever as Yeever collapses onto the ground.

1810
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,440
Ow.

1811
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,440
I'll protect you.

1812
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,440
Guerrera, it's your turn.

1813
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,440
Is that me?

1814
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,440
That's you.

1815
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,440
Good.

1816
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,440
That's you, Magenta.

1817
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,440
Yeah.

1818
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,440
I'm going to protect you, Yeever.

1819
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,440
I'm going to sing them a song.

1820
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,440
Because that's one of my skills, isn't it?

1821
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,440
Yes.

1822
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,440
Yes, right.

1823
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,440
So I play the lute and stuff.

1824
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,440
You can play the lute.

1825
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,440
Okay.

1826
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,440
I'm going to sing a beautiful song.

1827
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,440
They're going to be so amazed by my performance,

1828
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,440
they'll stop and rethink all of their life choices.

1829
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,440
Okay.

1830
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,440
Yes.

1831
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,440
Okay, you're trying to distract them with song

1832
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,440
so that they don't eat Yeever.

1833
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,440
Love it.

1834
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,440
So make a performance roll, please.

1835
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,440
It would be under your skills.

1836
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,440
21.

1837
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,440
See, I'm bloody good.

1838
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,440
Excellent.

1839
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,440
That's a whole musical, that is.

1840
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,440
That's a full-length musical.

1841
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,440
We've all sat down to watch.

1842
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,440
Yeah, it's amazing.

1843
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,440
Under your abilities, you do also have the option

1844
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,440
to taunt during this performance.

1845
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,440
So you could taunt the creature.

1846
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,440
They would have to make a saving throw,

1847
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,440
but if they do not succeed,

1848
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,440
they get disadvantage on their next attack.

1849
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,440
Hang on.

1850
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,440
Do you mean taunt like you're a silly billy?

1851
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,440
Yeah, you put some flavor into it.

1852
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,440
So you're singing beautifully.

1853
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,440
Why would I do that?

1854
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,440
What, like I'm halfway through Hello Dolly

1855
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,440
and I suddenly break off to go,

1856
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,440
you smell of cheese and I'm crazy.

1857
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,440
Yeah, it becomes a diss track halfway through.

1858
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,440
Right.

1859
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,440
I mean, I could do.

1860
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,440
It's a bit weird, but yeah, why not?

1861
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,440
He's on board, isn't he?

1862
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,440
Yeah, let's have a look.

1863
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,440
Taunt.

1864
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,440
I mean, what a strange thing to do.

1865
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,440
You just have to say you do it,

1866
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,440
tell me how you do it.

1867
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,440
All right.

1868
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,440
Okay, that's fine.

1869
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,440
Throw them off their game.

1870
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,440
Right.

1871
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,440
Okay, so I start questioning

1872
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,440
exactly what brought them into a dungeon.

1873
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440
They were in a barrel, weren't they?

1874
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:10,440
So what sort of path has led them here?

1875
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,440
So my taunt is basically sort of,

1876
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,440
oh dear, oh dear, you've gone the wrong way

1877
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,440
down your life's path, haven't you?

1878
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,440
Oh dear.

1879
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,440
So there's a bit of sympathy in there as well,

1880
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,440
which I think is,

1881
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,440
that's just worse.

1882
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,440
That's even worse.

1883
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,440
Yeah, absolutely.

1884
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:24,440
It's a disappointment.

1885
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,440
Yes, yes.

1886
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:30,440
I put a slightly maternal kind of regret on my face

1887
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,440
and it absolutely kills them.

1888
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:36,440
As they begin to try to tear into Yver's flesh,

1889
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,440
they stop and pause for a moment

1890
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,440
and consider their life choices.

1891
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,440
Seeing the disappointment in your own eyes

1892
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,440
and pause for a moment,

1893
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,440
it has appeared to succeed.

1894
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,440
Glim.

1895
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:54,440
Okay, I am going to attack one of them

1896
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,440
with the Vorpal Sword.

1897
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,440
Oh, so that's a 27.

1898
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,440
Okay.

1899
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,440
It's a terrible roll, so that's nine damage.

1900
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,440
And then as a bonus action,

1901
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,440
I'm also going to do ensnaring strike,

1902
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,440
so because I hit them,

1903
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,440
writhing mass of thorny vines

1904
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,440
appears at the point of impact,

1905
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,440
and they need to make a strength saving throw

1906
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,440
or else they are restrained by those magical vines.

1907
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,440
Just the individual creatures?

1908
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,440
Yes.

1909
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,440
Okay.

1910
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,440
God, we come into their house,

1911
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,440
we sing at them, we cleave them in two.

1912
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,440
That's not very nice, is it?

1913
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,440
No, it's horrible.

1914
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:30,440
It's horrible.

1915
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,440
This whole thing, it's amoral.

1916
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,440
Anyway, sorry.

1917
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,440
There are two creatures on top of Yever

1918
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,440
and you cleave through one of them

1919
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,440
and hit part of the other one,

1920
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,440
and these vines shoot up

1921
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,440
and grab the one that is still alive

1922
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,440
and pull it to the ground.

1923
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,440
So you've killed one.

1924
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,440
Perfect.

1925
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,440
It will take damage on its next turn

1926
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,440
if it is still thornily trapped to the ground.

1927
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,440
Moot.

1928
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,440
The one is thornily trapped to the ground,

1929
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,440
one is being rubbed upon by a snake,

1930
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,440
and those are the only two remaining.

1931
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,440
I forgot about that one.

1932
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,440
That's interesting.

1933
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,440
I'm just over here being like,

1934
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,440
you like that?

1935
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,440
100% percent.

1936
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:13,440
So it wasn't a quick rub.

1937
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,440
This rub is going on for bloody ages.

1938
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,440
Oh yeah, it's a constant.

1939
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,440
Good lord.

1940
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,440
So he's getting quite chafed.

1941
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,440
The stamina involved.

1942
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,440
I would assume so.

1943
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,440
I will, I'll take my dagger,

1944
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,440
which is out of Moot's normal realm of things,

1945
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,440
and I'll slash at the one

1946
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,440
that's being trapped by the vines.

1947
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,440
Do I get advantage on them?

1948
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,440
You do, because it is restrained.

1949
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,440
Oh, it's a nat 20 on the second one.

1950
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,440
That's why advantage is good.

1951
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,440
I love it.

1952
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,440
Less than 1% of the time.

1953
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,440
Well, the first one, yeah,

1954
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,440
was a three before bonus,

1955
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,440
so we'll use that.

1956
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,440
All right.

1957
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,440
Double damage coming your way, Russ.

1958
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,440
Okay.

1959
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,440
Haven't had to roll a D4

1960
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,440
when there's damage involved in a very long time.

1961
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,440
Be prepared to be underwhelmed.

1962
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,440
Nine damage in total, Russ.

1963
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,440
Nine damage.

1964
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,440
Okay.

1965
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:00,440
It's restrained on the ground.

1966
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,440
So Moot, seeing the entire scene around,

1967
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,440
runs and like superhero lands this dagger

1968
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,440
right into this creature.

1969
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,440
Yeah, style points through the roof.

1970
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,440
The echoing of its scream dies down.

1971
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,440
There is one remaining.

1972
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,440
It is Yeever's turn.

1973
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,440
Yeever, you are stunned on the ground.

1974
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:24,440
Creatures were blasted back off of you.

1975
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,440
You can make a Constitution saving throw

1976
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,440
to try to knock yourself out of your stun.

1977
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,440
All right.

1978
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,440
Well, the creatures bounced back off me.

1979
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,440
They were thrown back when they tried to attack me.

1980
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,440
Well, yeah, why is that?

1981
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,440
Yeah.

1982
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,440
With the help.

1983
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,440
Oh, you killed them, of course.

1984
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,440
Sorry.

1985
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,440
I thought I was doing better than I was there.

1986
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,440
Well, I'll roll a Constitution throw at four.

1987
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,440
That's not terribly good, is it?

1988
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,440
Oh dear.

1989
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,440
No, no, you're still stunned.

1990
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,440
I'm not contributing much to the party.

1991
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,440
You started really well.

1992
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,440
Well, you cleaned that one in half right away.

1993
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,440
I did, didn't I?

1994
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,440
You put yourself down.

1995
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,440
Sully, we're back to you.

1996
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:07,440
Is the monkey that Sully Snake is nuzzling

1997
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,440
still screaming or is it just like...

1998
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,440
Yeah, no, it's screaming for a different reason.

1999
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,440
It hasn't accepted.

2000
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,440
It hasn't reached a point of just like,

2001
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,440
well, I suppose this is my life now.

2002
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,440
And they're like, that's okay.

2003
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:26,440
It is backing away as Sully is rubbing it with the snake.

2004
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,440
I'm going to try to bite it with the snake head again.

2005
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,440
This fucking thing won't work.

2006
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,440
Son of a fuck.

2007
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,440
Hold on.

2008
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,440
Do I have...

2009
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,440
No, this is what happens.

2010
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,440
So Sully, Amy rolled a natural one, which is bad.

2011
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,440
I mean, she is a halfling and can re-roll that.

2012
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,440
Shut your face, Tom.

2013
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,440
This is better.

2014
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,440
So what happens is...

2015
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,440
Hold on.

2016
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,440
Wait, what happens is if we don't re-roll...

2017
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,440
It doesn't work in the cave, apparently.

2018
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,440
Hold on, wait.

2019
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,440
In this first play out, before you re-roll that,

2020
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,440
is the monkey grabs the staff and turns it on Sully

2021
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,440
and begins rubbing the snake on Sully.

2022
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,440
And you're right, that was better.

2023
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,440
It is much better.

2024
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,440
He falls to the ground just in fits of laughter.

2025
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,440
But you can get bitten by...

2026
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,440
I can't.

2027
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,440
It's attuned to me.

2028
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:17,440
My snake will...

2029
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,440
Oh, fuck off.

2030
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:19,440
It's okay.

2031
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,440
It rolled bad.

2032
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,440
It rolled a natural one as well.

2033
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,440
So now it flip-flops.

2034
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,440
It is attuned to you.

2035
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,440
So the scene plays.

2036
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,440
You're running around chasing this monkey,

2037
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,440
rubbing your snake.

2038
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,440
The Benny Hill theme tune plays.

2039
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,440
The monkey chases you,

2040
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,440
and now you're chasing the monkey again.

2041
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,440
All the while rubbing my snake?

2042
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,440
All the while rubbing your snake upon the monkey.

2043
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,440
I'm going to have to get HR involved.

2044
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,440
That's what Peter Gabriel's song,

2045
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,440
Shock the Monkey, was actually about.

2046
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,440
Oh, yes.

2047
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,440
This monkey's turn.

2048
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,440
Romp the monkey.

2049
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,440
This monkey's turn.

2050
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,440
And it is going to try to flee.

2051
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,440
You may make an opportunity attack.

2052
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,440
Yeah, fuck this guy.

2053
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,440
I guess...

2054
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,440
Let us try one more time.

2055
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,440
One more time.

2056
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,440
The only time I've ever had.

2057
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,440
How could it go wrong?

2058
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,440
This is the last.

2059
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Can you go just fuck yourself?

2060
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,440
That was a three.

2061
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,440
Plus anything?

2062
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,440
Um, one.

2063
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,440
Plus one.

2064
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,440
That's a plus one.

2065
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,440
I know.

2066
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,440
I know.

2067
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,440
The snake makes one feeble attempt to try and grab.

2068
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,440
It's been rubbed up all over the place.

2069
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,440
The monkey shoots its wings out

2070
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,440
and flies back down the way you came.

2071
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,440
Yeah, and don't come back.

2072
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,440
I didn't even know they had those.

2073
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,440
They had wings?

2074
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,440
Yeah, I did describe them with wings

2075
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,440
flying up and towards you.

2076
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,440
You did.

2077
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,440
I do remember.

2078
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,440
And then we got caught up with rubbing snakes.

2079
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,440
Things were happening.

2080
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:54,440
Yeah, and don't come back, you filthy monkey bat.

2081
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,440
You look around and survey the scene.

2082
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,440
Yeever is still stunned.

2083
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,440
Somebody may go and try and help them.

2084
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,440
I could.

2085
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,440
Shall I slap him awake?

2086
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,440
Yeah.

2087
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,440
Would that help?

2088
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,440
Or sing?

2089
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,440
I could do the whiz in honor of the monkeys.

2090
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,440
Yeah, yeah.

2091
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,440
I could do a full rendition of the whiz.

2092
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,440
All right.

2093
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,440
You can't, you can't win.

2094
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,440
I don't actually know the whiz.

2095
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,440
Oh, that's a song from the whiz.

2096
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,440
Yeever helps by singing along and then you manage to...

2097
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,440
You can't win.

2098
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:30,440
You manage to rouse them from their stunned state.

2099
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,440
What did I miss?

2100
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,440
Is the snake still rubbing the monkey?

2101
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,440
No, and Sully kind of shakes it and it becomes just a stick again.

2102
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,440
He puts it away.

2103
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,440
Oh.

2104
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,440
The crates are empty or they appear sealed?

2105
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,440
Are you, you want to look around?

2106
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,440
Obviously.

2107
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,440
Let's roll some initi...

2108
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,440
Er, not initiative.

2109
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,440
Jesus, hold on a second.

2110
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,440
Investigation for anybody who wants to search through.

2111
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,440
Yeah.

2112
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,440
Okay.

2113
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,440
Eleven.

2114
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,440
Didn't the monkeys have like blood stained mouths?

2115
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:03,440
They did.

2116
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,440
Oh god, what were they eating then?

2117
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,440
Yeah, so is there like a dead or dying creature?

2118
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,440
Great question.

2119
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,440
You take some time.

2120
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,440
You immediately, for those who immediately go,

2121
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,440
you go and look over where the monkeys were when you came in

2122
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,440
and you find a disemboweled goblin on the other side.

2123
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,440
Looks like it had been feasted upon by the monkeys

2124
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,440
who you interacted with upon your arrival.

2125
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,440
Flameykins?

2126
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,440
How did I just kill off Flameykins?

2127
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,440
No.

2128
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,440
No, definitely not.

2129
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,440
Yeah, the goblin wakes up for a brief moment,

2130
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,440
says, nope, not Flameykins, and then dies.

2131
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,440
Completely, yeah.

2132
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,440
Because it's now also a ghost.

2133
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,440
That's right, yeah.

2134
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:44,440
I close its eyes and say, Baham, I bless you.

2135
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,440
The eyes pop back open.

2136
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,440
How many times does she do it?

2137
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,440
I will close his eyes.

2138
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,440
After 13 times, Yever comes and...

2139
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,440
Rip his eyelids off.

2140
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,440
Gives him the skull from the sound of it.

2141
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,440
Yeah, I mean, that is what it sounded like.

2142
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440
No, eyes are closed.

2143
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,440
Sully just puts the lid back on.

2144
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,440
All right, what do you need to look in there?

2145
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,440
Looking through the barrels and crates,

2146
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,440
you find potatoes.

2147
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:13,440
You also find a skeleton clutching a key

2148
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,440
and a secondary note.

2149
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:21,440
So the potatoes haven't rotted, but the man has.

2150
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,440
Yeah.

2151
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,440
Special potatoes.

2152
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,440
Oh, special potatoes.

2153
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440
Magical potatoes.

2154
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,440
Here, I want to take the note.

2155
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,440
Can I read it?

2156
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,440
Are these magical potatoes?

2157
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,440
I want to take one magic potato.

2158
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,440
Yes, I would like a magical potato.

2159
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,440
Okay, we've got a second note.

2160
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:44,440
Dayrin, please get yams and a bottle of dandelion wine for dinner,

2161
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:48,440
but do not shuffle your feet when you go through the ossuary.

2162
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,440
Naylin is rigging his noise-activated trap

2163
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,440
in case the night raiders come again.

2164
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:56,440
Okay.

2165
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,440
Oh, that's the contraption, is it?

2166
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,440
Oh, so we have to be quiet when we go to the ossuary.

2167
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,440
It sounds like it.

2168
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,440
Number one, because, you know, it's the birds.

2169
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,440
Number two, because, you know, the trap.

2170
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,440
Noise-activated rigamarole trap.

2171
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,440
I think I would be the perfect candidate

2172
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,440
to go and blunder loudly into that room.

2173
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,440
I have plus one stealth.

2174
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,440
I think I would as well.

2175
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,440
Let's go in.

2176
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,440
I might have to sing show tunes

2177
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,440
to make myself feel better while I could do that.

2178
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,440
That will also help.

2179
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,440
I guess we take that key also.

2180
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,440
Oh, a key.

2181
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,440
I missed that bit.

2182
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,440
As you finish examining the room,

2183
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,440
you do find that there is a door in the floor,

2184
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,440
and you lift it, and there appears to be a ladder

2185
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,440
that goes down three or four feet and is broken.

2186
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,440
But it only goes down three or four feet?

2187
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,440
Well, the ladder itself only goes down three or four feet.

2188
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,440
I see.

2189
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,440
There is a long...

2190
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,440
What a pointless ladder.

2191
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:58,440
Okay, we need someone with good arm strength

2192
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:02,440
that can go down and then just hang on the last rung,

2193
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,440
and then the rest of us can crawl down them.

2194
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,440
Can we see how deep it is?

2195
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,440
Yeah.

2196
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,440
I imagine it's the giant, isn't it?

2197
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,440
You, you fella.

2198
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,440
Moot, throw your book in.

2199
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,440
Oh, you know, I could just...

2200
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,440
I go bat, and then I turn into a bat

2201
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,440
and I fly down there.

2202
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,440
You go bat now.

2203
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,440
That's clever.

2204
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,440
What do you see down there?

2205
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,440
Bat.

2206
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:22,440
Because you can even see in the dark.

2207
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,440
I unbat when I get down to where the floor is

2208
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,440
because, you know, bats are good at telling where things are,

2209
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,440
and then I shout back up with however deep it is.

2210
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:37,440
Okay, you go down into this hole in the floor,

2211
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,440
and for everybody else, it's very dark down there.

2212
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,440
The bat goes down.

2213
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,440
You see him.

2214
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,440
You kind of lose sight as he's zipping around.

2215
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,440
Hold on a second.

2216
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,440
Did you leave someone with your book,

2217
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,440
or did you just plunge us all into darkness?

2218
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,440
Darkness.

2219
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,440
Okay.

2220
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,440
So, retraction.

2221
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,440
Moot goes bat now.

2222
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,440
Light disappears.

2223
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,440
He goes down into the hole.

2224
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,440
What Moot you see as a bat

2225
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,440
is you get down into this wide open chamber.

2226
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:06,440
There appears to be a natural landform bridge,

2227
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,440
often to one direction.

2228
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,440
There is a landing point,

2229
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,440
which looks like where the ladder itself would have gone,

2230
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,440
and as you go down and you're using your echolocation,

2231
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:21,440
you hear movement along all of the walls of this space.

2232
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,440
All right.

2233
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,440
Well, now that I know there's movement,

2234
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,440
I'm going to change what happened.

2235
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,440
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Season 2, Episode 145,

2236
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,440
starring Amy More as Sully,

2237
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,440
Carla Maxted as Glim,

2238
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,440
Tom Laird as Moot,

2239
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,440
with Russ More as your dungeon master,

2240
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,440
and special guests Lindsay Sharman as Madame Magenta playing Guerrera,

2241
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,440
and Lawrence Owen as Bernard playing Yeever.

2242
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,440
Dialogue Editing by Carla Maxted,

2243
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,440
and Sound Design by Russ More.

2244
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,440
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound,

2245
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440
Artlist, and Kavin MacLeod,

2246
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,440
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

2247
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,440
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

2248
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,440
A huge thank you to our supporting producers,

2249
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,440
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok,

2250
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,440
Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden,

2251
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,440
Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss,

2252
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,440
Perry Matey, Kayla Littlejohn,

2253
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,440
L.A. Branton, Cosmic Octopus,

2254
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,440
Ongeron Kiersen, Nathaniel Teeter,

2255
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,440
Old School Gamer D,

2256
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,440
Destiny Garcia, Jordan Anderson,

2257
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,440
and Louis Hayes.

2258
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,440
Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast,

2259
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,440
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2260
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,440
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2261
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,440
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2262
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,440
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2263
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,440
That's it for now.

2264
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,440
Have a great week.

2265
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,440
Have a great week.

2266
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,440
We'll talk to you soon.

2267
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,440
You do have, hold on.

2268
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,440
Let me fix that for you.

2269
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:51,440
He gave him a weapon.

2270
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,440
Yeah, I did give him a weapon.

2271
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,440
Hold on.

2272
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,440
I mean, punching's good.

2273
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,440
I have unarmed strike as my only option currently.

2274
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:02,440
Okay, give a refresh to your page there.

2275
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,440
Gosh.

2276
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,440
A whole new mechanic.

2277
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,440
And you should have.

2278
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:07,440
Good lord.

2279
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,440
Weapons.

2280
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,440
I'm carrying an absolute arsenal of weapons now.

2281
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,440
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.